Alan Partridge - Whats Your Favourite Beatles Album? Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa I'm really sorry. VISIBLY older than he once was and finally checked out of the Linton Travel Tavern, Alan Partridge is back. Predictably, it wasn't as good as the first, although two episodes - 'Brave Alan' and 'Never Say Alan Again' - were simply outstanding. Michael: Aye. Probably because people don't get his sense of humour and the way he explains things. Raphael: Im still at the old school, but, well Im the headmaster now. This Time with Alan Partridge episode two Alan Partridges shows how to use the toilet in a train hands-free. It ruddy hurts like mad! I'm Alan Partridge Quotes Butmy nostrils were clear. Sorry for swearing. [Tony offers a bank note] Alan Partridge: Puking up the old er luminous green bile. They do say it'll help people in *wheeeelchairs*. Oh, you've got them excellent, one last thing, what time do you knock-off? I've gotta say, Pat, kids don't make you happy. I've had. Now, I was hoping to illustrate it by pouring in this bucket of butcher's waste but some dilbert at the council seems to think it would contaminate the water supply. Alan Partridge WebAlan: I think you have to judge each case on its merits. | All in all a good note to finish on, and bound to be remembered as a classic along with Series 1. So close your eyes instead and imagine bits of dead men bobbing about in red water. Alan Partridge: I had hopes and dreams. ", "A sobering reminder that war, be it the First World War, the Second World War or the Great War of China, always takes a heavy toll. Like ________ would hump ya. No, I am joking, obviously, but er they were, of course, very, very dark days indeed. - On boredom in the Linton Travel Tavern. As the series develops, he tries to maintain a public profile, even though the doors are closing on him. In which Alan leches all over a foxy agony aunt on his chat show (played by Minnie Driver), only to discover that she used to be a man.
